minamarrrina:

starlorde:

why isn’t Sam/Steve ship called American Airlines

thank you for riding

(via tomhiddlestonruinedme)

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

(via he-who-must-not-be-cockblocked)

princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

(via he-who-must-not-be-cockblocked)

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via he-who-must-not-be-cockblocked)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via charleamagnussen)

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