why isn’t Sam/Steve ship called American Airlines
thank you for riding
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING